The "Grapefruit Poem"


“I wish I was a grapefruit, 
and here’s the reason why
when you came to eat me, 
I’d squirt you in the eye!”

That  my friends, is the first poem I ever memorized when I was a little kid. I just thought I ‘d share…for posterity!

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