Favorite TV/Movie Quotes! Napoleon Dynamite!

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and
eat all the freakin’ chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, you’re just jealous because
 I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.
Besides, we both know that
I’m training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip?
You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what
happens if you try and hit me.
Napoleon grabs Kip around the neck.

Kip: Stop Napoleon! I think you’re bruising my neck meat!!

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“Gosh”-You should hear my teeny bopper quote this!!! 
FUNNY!
A classic!

Favorite TV/Movie Quotes! You’ve Got Mail

I absolutely LOVE this movie. It is my happy movie.
You know, the one I watch when I’m feeling kinda blue.
If you haven’t seen it, you should do it.
I think I’ll watch it again today.
Kathleen Kelly: [about “NY152”] He couldn’t possibly be the Rooftop Killer!

Christina Plutzker: Remember when you thought Frank might be the Unibomber?

Kathleen Kelly: That was different.

                                                                         
                                                                          -You’ve Got Mail

Favorite TV/Movie Quotes! The Lord of the Rings

Frodo: “I wish the ring had never
come to me. I wish none of this had happened.”
Gandalf: “So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil…”
-The Lord of the Rings:
The Fellowship of the Ring